Living Banana Wage

Your advertising mauled my wife, says the man. Wife-corpses litter the sidewalks. Your gorilla advertisers have mauled a lot of husband's wives. You hired them to tromp around the city with miniature billboards advertising hygienic products stapled to their chests. You have made a grave error. You had intended to hire monkeys. Monkeys are cute and cuddly and seductive. Husband's wives cannot resist monkey pheromones. Monkey pheromones will cause husband's wives to lie to their husbands and sneak out of the house in the middle of the night to buy hygienic products. Monkeys do not maul the target market. You're not supposed to work on the mauling account until next week. You have made a grave error.