Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Ghost Parade

The ghost parade felt angry because Jason Jordan was supposed to write a story about it. The ghost parade marched through Jason Jordan's bedroom. Jason Jordan woke up. He was very afraid. A ghost parade was marching through his bedroom. He called the ghost parade busters, but the ghost parade busters did not answer the phone. Jason Jordan was existing in the wrong movie. Jason Jordan told the ghost parade to march out of his bedroom. But the ghost parade did not listen to Jason Jordan. The ghost parade continued to march in his bedroom. Jason Jordan called out for his cat. Jason Jordan's cat trotted through the door. Jason Jordan told his cat about his predicament. The cat invented a machine that was supposed to scare away ghost parades. The cat turned the machine on. The machine shot screaming infant projectiles at the ghost parade. The ghost parade was really scared. The ghost parade marched out of Jason Jordan's bedroom and into his bathroom. Jason Jordan was glad that he didn't have to urinate. Jason Jordan went back to sleep. His cat filled out a patent for the machine that was supposed to scare away ghost parades. The cat became a multimillionaire. He wanted to share his wealth with Jason Jordan, but Jason Jordan was asleep. Now Jason Jordan and his cat are in different economic classes. They are ok with this.

6 comments:

TTB said...

ttb is new.

bradley sands is the old.

ryan manning said...

the asian chris kattan

Bradley Sands said...

Macho Man Randy Savage wants his pants back.

Ryan Manning is getting redundant.

Brandi Wells said...

i like this post.

Bradley Sands said...

Let's get married.

"Let's get married." - I'm going to say that from now on instead of "thank you."

Jason Jordan said...

Haha. Great story. I'm okay with my cat being in a higher socioeconomic class than me. :)