My gas station has surveillance cameras that overlook the pumps. For the last week or so, a spider has made one camera one its home.
There is a large black spider-y shadow. It looks scary. It looks tarantula-y. It looks gigantic.
It's really fun to watch the camera when someone is getting gas and pretend it's a B-movie and pretend the spider is about to leap onto the customer and suck all of his blood out until there is only a skeleton left.
Then I pretend I will fight the giant spider off with a stapler and steal the dead customer's wallet and run off into the moonlight seeking a better life.
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