Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mike Young sometimes feels sexually inadequate while reading chapbooks

This is the first time that I am going to mention the subject of the blog title in my post. It is a little coincidental that I went out to breakfast with him this morning since I'm writing the blog titles in alphabetical order by first name.

But first something very important.

I am currently sitting in my new bean bag chair. I have wanted one for a long time but have never been able to find a store that sells them...

until now.

I like how I started a new paragraph to be ridiculously dramatic.

I just took off my hoodie and accidentally punched my LCD monitor.

I did not apologize to it like I have apologized to inanimate objects in the past. I apologized to them by mistake. I have been conditioned to apologize.

I like my new bean bag chair, although I wish it was larger so my legs were not resting on my mattress.

The store where I bought the bean bag chair had it in a kind of prison. It was like one of this big things where toy stores keep balls. It was difficult to get the bean bag chair out of the big thing. I had to sort of throw it over the big thing. I helped it escape. It headed into the direction of an old man. I felt a little worried. The old man caught it. The old man gave it to me.

One day I'll actually get this blog post started, but first:

Is there anything awesomer than taking a piss while a cat is sitting on the lid of the toilet tank?

I've gained like fifteen pounds since I started working at my gas station. I need a new job where I'm not surrounded by junk food.

I have decided against the idea of having a crime/noir theme for the next issue of Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens.

Some guy says there is a one in five million chance that the world will end tomorrow.

Tonight, I will start a new story.

Fuck it. I am going to let this post die before it was born. Sorry, Mike Young.

But first:



this rules: 'Is there anything awesomer than taking a piss while a cat is sitting on the lid of the toilet tank?'

that cover, man, also rules.

Bradley Sands said...

Thanks, Blake. It was drawn by a guy named Jeffrey Kaminski.

It seems like artists are always sending me stuff with chickens. Well, it it's good...

Mike lent me his copy of No Colony. Looks good.

sam pink said...

nice cover.

Gina Ranalli said...

Very cool cover!

The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...



Darby said...

That cover is rockular!

Mike Young said...

Hey, that's a sweet cover, man. Thanks again for the omelet. That place is funny.

ryan call said...

i like your cover