Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Tacos for Everyone!

I am using the Internet at work. This is the first time I've surfed the super information pornographic highway from any job, I think. It is a turning point in my life. Perhaps the greatest night of my life. No, definitely the greatest night. I now have nothing to look forward to in my future. I will hang myself with my new AC adapter. My old AC adapter was super-fucked. This is the reason why tonight in the greatest night in my life. This is the reason why my laptop and I are staying up all night long. We have a platonic friendship. No, really we do. If I ever hunt and capture the inventor of wireless internet, I will buy him a taco. But nothing over $2.

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