Sunday, June 8, 2008


It is very humid outside. I am stuck at work. The windows have condensation on them. I cannot see out of them very well. It almost looks like the world is stark white. It almost looks like the apocalypse. I just pressed the AUTHORIZE button so that someone could pump gas into their car. I'm feeling moody. I ate a Three Musketeers chocolate bar to help me stop being moody. Sometimes chocolate makes my brain feel nicer. The chocolate bar helped a little. I want to work on my novella, but I am too moody. I hate people. They should leave me alone when I'm at work. I have things to do, like write blog entries. Maybe I will write the name of my novel in the condensation on the windows. Maybe I will write the address of my website. Maybe that will increase Amazon sales. My amazon sales are probably the crappiest that they have ever been right now. I think I will read a J.D. Salinger book instead of working on my novella because I am moody. I still need to sweep and mop the floor.


Gina Ranalli said...

If it makes you feel any better, I think everyone's amazon sales are shitty right now. Stupid economy!

Bradley Sands said...

My air conditioner fell out the window a couple of hours ago. It was awesome. It would have been even more awesome if I had a lot of money so I could make this a weekly occurrence. I would yell, "Heads up!" and then feel really happy. I bought a new air conditioner. The one that fell out the window was eight years old. It had a habit of either making the room too cold or too warm. Never just right. RIP shitty air conditioner. Unlike you, my new guy gives me the option to control the room temperature.