proof the kids will submit stories to anything these days

The e-anthology, Bradley Sands is a Dick, is out. Thanks to Andersen Prunty for being totally ridiculous.

It is a PDF. Because PDFs rule the fucking universe (and I am terrible at web design). Go here to download it: DOWNLOAD IT DOWNLOAD IT DOWNLOAD IT

Here is Sam Pink's cover:


Here is the table of contents:

Bradley Sands is a Dick: An Acrostic by Jess Gulbranson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Elizabeth O'Hara
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Jordan Krall
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Carlton Mellick III
Bradley Sands is a Dick by D. Harlan Wilson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Mykle Hansen
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kek-w
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Garrett Cook
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Nathaniel Tower
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Tony Rauch
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Michael James Gibbs
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kristin Fouquet
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Katy Wimhurst
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Cameron Pierce

Fuck you, Jess Gulbranson, for making the table of contents slightly less awesome with the addition of an "an" and another word that I needed to look up to find out the meaning of. Go write a poem spelling out "I hate life" and then put out a clove cigarette on your chin.