Here are the 100 most frequently used words in my novel:
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If my novel was the television show, 24, this would be the most frequently used word:
I have spent the last few weeks watching every episode of 24 (because my life is bullshit). Here are my reviews of each season so you don't have to ever watch any episodes of 24. You can thank me in the comments:
Season 1: Awesome!
Season 2: Sucks!
Season 3: Sucks!
Season 4: Awesome!
Season 5: Awesome!
Season 6: Sucks!
The made for TV movie, 24: Retribution: Sucks!
Season 6 (first five episodes): Pretty ok! But there are a couple of really lame things:
A) Every episode is an argument for the awesomeness of torture. The show is now really defensive about this.
B) A major character who had an on screen death a few seasons back has suddenly come back to life. What is this? DC Comics?
Batman is dead btw. Grant Morrison teamed up with Darkseid to kill him. If I were a betting man, a would put my money on him being resurrected shortly before the release of his next movie.
I love chocolate milk. I did not love chocolate milk until recently. I disliked chocolate milk up until recently. I loved hot chocolate. Cold chocolate grossed me out. Cold coffee grossed me out. I drank chocolate milk recently. I loved it. I think this bullshit milkshake that I drank a few times was a gateway drug to chocolate milk. I now realize that the bullshit milkshake tasted very similar to chocolate milk. It was a little colder due to advanced cooling technologies. These technologies were very impressive because the bullshit milkshake was stocked near the chocolate milk in the cooler. It also tasted slightly richer. I think I prefer chocolate milk to bullshit milkshakes. I love chocolate milk.
Bradley, age 30
Bradley, age 30