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- Bradley Sands
- I wrote It Came from Below the Belt, My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes!, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, and Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You. I edit a literary journal called Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens. I like cheese. I am lactose intolerant.
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stories and things
- Abridged Version (from The Dream People)
- Action Hero Defeats Terrorists (from Robot Melon)
- A Performance (from The Dream People)
- How to Write a Short Story! (from The Dream People)
- In the Restaurant (from decomP)
- Liquid Gold (from Opium Magazine)
- Soccer Moms and Pro Wrestler Dads
- The Way He Laughs (from susurrus)
8 comments:
new and most bodacious congrats, dude!
:)
hardcore.
that is awesome! start drinking cheap port and studying the golden sutras NOW!
Thanks, Jason.
I didn't watch the video. What happens?
Jess Gulbranson dresses up like Max Headroom. He takes off his mask and holds it out, but we cannot see his face. We cannot see his face because Jess Gulbranson has just taken off his pants and the camera is focused on his bare buttocks. An unidentified woman is spanking him with a flyswatter. Jess Gulbranson yells, "They're coming to get me!" The woman yells, "Bend over, bitch!" Jess Gulbranson yells, "Just do it!" Jess Gulbranson suffers massive shock. He dies instantly.
I love you Bradley. You're like the Mark Leyner-esque brother that I never had.
I have brothers, they just aren't like that.
My brother is a realist: http://thephoenix.com/Boston/Life/76649-wrong-change/
You are in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs
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