Wednesday, December 17, 2008

reese's feces

I like to drive behind raisin plows while shouting the words to Danzig's "Mother" and watching the plow hit mailboxes with a wave of raisins. This is even better when the raisin plow hits a cemetery mailbox with a wave of raisins. I like to watch cemetery mailboxes sway back and forth after getting hit by a wave of raisins. Cemetery mailboxes are my favorite mailboxes ever. I will put a raisin in an envelope and mail it to a dead person.

Go read Carlton Mellick III's story, "Candy-Coated." It is in the new issue of Vice. It is online. It is a very good story. I saw Carlton Mellik III read this story. He is a better reader than you are.

Madelyn Burgess, who is supposed to be "the girl who tells you which register to use at Whole Foods over the PA," also reads it online. I don't think I've ever heard her voice before. I usually go to Whole Foods in the morning. It is not busy in the morning. I like the way Madelyn Burgess says, "laydaaays." Madelyn Burgess's voice is more calming than Carlton Mellick III's. Carlton Mellick III also has a story in the upcoming Bradley Sands is a Dick anthology, as do many others who are not named Ryan Call.

13 comments:

ryan call said...

fuck i completely forgot fuck

Brandi Wells said...

I like Carlton Mellick. I read his baby jesus butt plug story. Greatest.

Frimeros said...

just like a car crash
just like a knife
my favorite weapon
is the look in your eyes

Bradley Sands said...

Drive-by Ministry lyrics by Hacim.

Frimeros said...
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Bradley Sands said...

I have not run out of lies yet.

Frimeros said...

So what?

Frimeros said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7hcu5aYOWA

Bradley Sands said...

Yo, this is a test.

Frimeros said...

I'm tired of you and the things you do and all the things you say

no more babysitting for neurotic girls today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNo0jCK-sy4

Bradley Sands said...

Sleep it off.

Tao Lin said...

thanks for the information, i have indesign also but it seems hard for me to do anything with it

do books designed in msword then converted to pdfs really look bad?

Bradley Sands said...

I sent you an email.